clown shoes

something or someone that is a total joke

*your sneakers are fuckin clown shoes dude
*that asshole aint nothing but clown shoes
*dude, your car is total clown shoes

by Joe Clabough February 22, 2005

Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

fucking clown shoes

something that is so stupid that it is laughable coined by jay and silent bob.

you guys are fucking clown shoes

by elvis February 20, 2005

fucking clown shoes

Laughable. Not to be taken seriously. Immediately disposable.

Without Reid Genauer and Jon Trafton, Strangefolk is fucking clown shoes.

by portland January 25, 2006

Clown Shoes

Bullshit; something blatantly stupid

"Did you hear about what that idiot pulled? It was complete clown shoes, man."

by 0r4n December 26, 2009

Fkn clown shoes

Internet trolls- people that have started a small trend on Daniel Tosh's Facebook blog, some are thought of to be inbred.

People who use the term "fkn clown shoes" tend to fill their anal cavity with peanut butter for ones dog to enjoy .

by Crackery August 31, 2016

f*** you and your clown shoes

something one would say if your angry about something.
a random obscenity.

"Dude, your being such a jerk!"
"Yeah, well, f*** you and your clown shoes!"

by Giacodan October 14, 2008