Cockolate

What you have when chocolate is shaped in any body part, ex cock, pussy, tits, or ass

I have a lollipop in the shape of a penis, but no one wants to suck my cockolate pop

by Cockolate October 30, 2012

conkulate

Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.

Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?

by Ante Up National January 10, 2008

Cocklate

A penis roughly the size of a cocoa bean.

Johnny's penis was so small......some would call it a cocklate.

by lol918 October 3, 2017

cockolate

a chocolate-covered penis

"Hey, baby, I got some cockolate for you tonight, Josh" moaned Nathann.

by Josh L L December 3, 2006

cockalate

when whip out your cock and start to jack off with out porn.

i cockalate with out my mother knowing.

by steven la February 11, 2009

Premature Clickulation

When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.

I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.

When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!

by llenzini28 December 7, 2010

Cockulator

To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.

“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”

by Killer Steam Car February 7, 2019