clitorize

to defeat someone in any form possible, such as beating them up or getting a better score in a video game

John and Dan were playing basketball. Dan beat him by 14 points. John got clitorized.

by Nukka Rob May 3, 2005

clitorous

the center of pleasure stimulation for SOME women

I rub my clitorous when i ejaculate.

by pussy explosion June 25, 2016

clitorical

Used in Physics class when someone asks you what a term is and you don't know.

"Dude, these rectilinear propogation assignments are hard."

"Not as hard as the Clitorical Orgase Theory."

"I must've missed that in the reading."

by Degrayless November 3, 2004

Clitoral

{Adverb/Adjective/Noun} When a process or object is made unnecessarily complicated. Something that should be simple is: hard to find, not easy to use, or hard to figure out because someone designed it to be better but instead, made it suck for everyone. Things/objects (buttons/ latches/locks/people) can be clitoral if they are way more complicated than they should be. A function or process can be clitoral if it takes way too many steps and/or youtube videos to figure it out.

If i knew how clitoral this new software was gonna be , i woulda never bought it. Sh***t....This new remote was supposed to make life easier- not more clitoral!? The way they pass bills in congress is like..... f*cking clitoral...

by MoneyBitetheRapper July 27, 2020

clitoral lint

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites

<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"

by Jordan P January 16, 2017

Clitoral Virtuoso

Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.

His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.

The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".

by tallcoolone August 12, 2009

clitoral noogie

When you are triple knuckling a girl, rubbing back and forth vigorously.

"I got her in bed and gave her the clitoral noogie."

by noahandmeagan January 12, 2015