clitorize

to defeat someone in any form possible, such as beating them up or getting a better score in a video game

John and Dan were playing basketball. Dan beat him by 14 points. John got clitorized.

by Nukka Rob May 3, 2005

clitorous

the center of pleasure stimulation for SOME women

I rub my clitorous when i ejaculate.

by pussy explosion June 25, 2016

Clitoritis

When a males penis shrinks inside itself and retreats into the body then becomes a clitoris. Occurs when a man/bro/homie/dude or any male does and enjoys something a male would and should not do under normal circumstances unless they are with their significant other or in worst case scenarios tortured by communists. Includes watching certain movies(The Notebook), listening to certain music (Justin Bieber or Michael Bublé) etc. Any questionable activity a male should not do.

Jason: "Hey I heard Doc contracted Clitoritis."

Benny: "Yeah he admitted he likes Michael Bublé."

Jason: "I guess we have to go to his penis funeral."

by dalewashereandhestolesomething November 21, 2011

clitorical

Used in Physics class when someone asks you what a term is and you don't know.

"Dude, these rectilinear propogation assignments are hard."

"Not as hard as the Clitorical Orgase Theory."

"I must've missed that in the reading."

by Degrayless November 3, 2004

clitoral lint

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites

<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"

by Jordan P January 16, 2017

Clitoral Virtuoso

Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.

His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.

The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".

by tallcoolone August 12, 2009

clitoral noogie

When you are triple knuckling a girl, rubbing back and forth vigorously.

"I got her in bed and gave her the clitoral noogie."

by noahandmeagan January 12, 2015