clitmaster

master of the clit

I am such a clitmaster.

by Heat 3 July 24, 2003

Clitasaurous

An extremely large clit.

When Cullen went down on Tori, he realized she had a Clitasaurous!!

by The real Tori May 22, 2009

clitasaurous rex

when a chick is extremly loose

man1:deby lied she is not a vergin
man2:why u say that?
man1:cause she has a clitasaurous rex in her pants

by f.cliford September 27, 2005

Clitasaurus-Rex

When a woman has an overly large clit, resembling almost that of a mircopenis.

ya I know she was totally hot dude, but she had one hell of a Clitasaurus-Rex hiding down thier that almost out measured my own.

by Matthew St.Germain May 4, 2007

clitass

Hate term. A substitute for "asshole", "dickass", "jerk", "clitball", "douchebag", "idiot", etc.

"What a bitch. That girl is such a clitass."

by gclpsptaproot December 13, 2009

clitmus test

Before a man realizes they are gay, they may date one of their female friends to test if they are attracted to women.

One of my ex-boyfriends from high school apparently used me as a clitmus test. He chatted with me recently and wouldn't stop talking about his new husband.

by Cpt. Kegel March 11, 2014

Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004