Something taken too seriously. This word applies when to the combined mistakes of taking something too literally and personally while being over sensitive about it.
This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.
This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.
This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.
This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.
Trump: You've gotta grab 'em by the pussy.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 25, 2023
Get the cliteralmug. When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.
Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!
Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!
Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
by Eeeeen. January 16, 2010
Get the Cliteralmug. She had her pussy pants on and I cliterally couldn't even
by Katja November 24, 2015
Get the Cliterallymug. the combination of the words 'clearly' and 'literally'
Cliterally.
For people who misuse the word literally, like "I literally just died."
Cliterally.
For people who misuse the word literally, like "I literally just died."
Cliterally I'm awesome!
by NR.RISE March 27, 2010
Get the Cliterallymug. by susjajhsjajxjak April 30, 2022
Get the cliterizationmug. by Deidre May 29, 2017
Get the Clitermug. by scootybooty September 22, 2009
Get the cliteralmug.