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clitosaurus

The combination of the two words "clitoris", part of the female genitals and "dinosaur", ancient animals that roamed the land billions of years ago (before they went extinct.)

Refering to a dangerous carnivorous form of clitoris that will probably alarm you as you're doing your work; can not be differed from a normal clitoris until initial contact (which will be painful) so you should ask your girlfriend/female aquaintance whether she has a dinosaur clitoris before things get too messy.
Dang, last night I was with this girl and turns out she had a damned clitosaurus.. hurt like fuck.
by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007
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Clitisaurus Rex

A smoking hot Bitch with a extremely short temper while aroused or during the act of intercourse.
Clitisaurus Rex Hot Bitch, Bad Temper, Uncontrollable, Horny
by Dickytone October 21, 2013
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cuntasaurous

When someone or something from their actions is being a cunt.
If you plan to go to the beach and it rains, "It's a cuntasaurous". If someone plans/tells you something and it never happens, "They are a cuntasaurous"
by Beefbone May 23, 2006
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clitorasaurous

When a womans clitoris is so large that it is considered a penis.
I was was eating this girl out, and was kinda scared when I saw her clitorasaurous, but it wasn't really a penis.
by mitchypoo69er June 6, 2010
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Clitasaurus

Billions of years ago, there roamed a Clitasaurus.
by BoatsNHoes445 October 14, 2011
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Clitasaurus

is fukkin gay litrally !!!!!!!!!!
biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how many girls do u know that look at FHM magazine?????
shes a lez!!!!!!!!!!
by burger March 30, 2004
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Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous

A holiday that takes place on the first of November, created by Titsiffulus the Bodacious.

It's way better than the Samhain Sabbat.
"Today is the Samhain Sabbat, and I stayed home sick. God damn."
"Oh, you must be an arrogant ass, because you aren't excited for Titsrfun Day, originally Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous, tomorrow."
by Kourtney T. November 20, 2007
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