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Clinting

The sound produced when a male with a prince albert piercing and a women with a clitoris piercing are in the process of having sexual intercourse and their piercings make contact.
Brian: I heard my roomate with his girlfriend last night through the wall.

Brendon: Oh yea what`d you hear?

Brian: All I could hear was, "cling cling cling cling cling!!!

Bredon: Damn they were clinting all night huh?

Brian: Reminds me of my uncle when he`s fixing the pipes in the bathroom.
by trackieRuN November 20, 2010
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clintonian

Someone who uses a position of power to gain sexual favors from subordinates. Basically, a sexual fiend who uses the fear of firing, or the promise of career gain, in order to receive favorable benefits. --Derived from President Bill Clinton
"Richard seduced that new intern at the Christmas party and got a hj in the janitors closet."

"Wow our CEO has no shame, that's such a clintonian move."

*Richard Walks in*
"I did not have sex with that woman!"
by RDOUBLEU November 14, 2013
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Clintonism

A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.
Clintonism

"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"

"I promise to cut your taxes."

"I did not dodge the draft."

"I never inhaled."

"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."

"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009
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Clintonia

Clintonia describes a name of a person that is the leader of E0 Clan.
Clintonia is too cool to worry about stuff like that!
by e0stryker February 22, 2009
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Clintonization

The assassination, murder, or mysterious, quesitonable disappearance or death of a person or persons that have evidence to charge, prosecute, or deface Hillary or EX-President Bill Clinton.
All the parnters associated with Hillary Clinton's real estate scandal were victims of Clintonization.

source http://prorev.com/legacy.htm

ARKANSAS SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME

- Number of persons in the Clinton machine orbit who are alleged to have committed suicide: 9
- Number known to have been murdered: 12
- Number who died in plane crashes: 6
- Number who died in single car automobile accidents: 3
- Number of one-person skiing fatalities: 1
- Number of key witnesses who have died of heart attacks while in federal custody under questionable circumstances: 1
- Number of unexplained deaths: 4
by - Red-Blooded Patriot October 19, 2008
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Clintonized

Using a cigar for other purposes than smoking.
Monica was clintonized by her boyfriend and she enjoyed it!
by wordmaven October 14, 2005
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Clandoning

The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".
Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.
by twinklez123 March 11, 2016
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