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clinger fart 

When one omits an obnoxious odor from the anus which clings to the clothing of the nearest person.
Stephen ' s clinger fart left Christian's shirt smelling like rotten ass hole for thirty minutes.

Clinger Dinger 

Type of female. Crazy ass, clingy, bitch!
That pussy ain't worth it! She's psycho as fuck and all needy oh hold me don't go. Total Clinger Dinger.

Clinger Troy

Insecure troy boy who clings onto his girls leg like it's away to run off with the mail man. Absolute cling-on.
That Clinger Troy's got a hold of my leg like a fat lass's vag grips a bike saddle.
Clinger Troy by Tayside Teckler April 17, 2023

class-5 clinger 

a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.
The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.

Billary Clinger 

An individual who is unable or unwilling to acknowledge that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 Presidential election, according to the explicit, published rules. See: Billary, bitter clinger.
Person 1: "Hillary Clinton is our legitimate President because she won the popular vote!"

Person 2: "Look, we all know you're a Billary Clinger, but that's not how the election works."

Stage 5 Clinger

When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"