clicktease

When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.

"Man, I thought that email was totally my ticket to free porn, but it ended just being home loans and pay sites! What a clicktease!"

by Whitney R. April 17, 2007

slam-clicker

People who upon checking into a hotel with others remain in their rooms instead of socializing. Used by airline crew to describe those who don't go out.

Slam - as in closing the door
Click - as in locking it immediately

also see: Olymic Flames

Flight attendant: "We arrived in London and were ready to party, unfortunately many in our crew were 'slam-clickers' and we never saw them."

by zorrobubba August 16, 2009

clicktard

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

by flaggg March 3, 2009

Clitster

Origin-North America
Definition-Somebody who has a crazy fetish for clits.
Pronunciation-Clit-ster

Dan: Man i love sex i can't wait to get some. i watch porn everyday!

Nick: Dan you are such a clitster.

by Buscaglia June 23, 2009

Clicker

Clicker is commonly know as a fraudster, someone that uses stolen credits from the darkweb to buy expensive goods like Moncler, Gucci; any design brands and offer 50% off or a percentage off. Term clicker is mainly used in London to describe other fraudsters.

Daniel: Bro this Canada goose cost bare

Mark: Shout my man he’s a patterned Clicker

by Issa D1 January 10, 2021

Clicker's Remorse

The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...

Upon looking up at the clock and realizing he'd spent the last 2 hours choosing the cuter kitten after clicking on the link his sister had emailed him Danny developed a strong feeling of clicker's remorse for not having resisted the urge to click on the link.

by drbeer November 27, 2012

flat clicker

horizontal motion stabilization plateau

I'm after a flat clicker.
I'm sorry, I don't think we sell that.
No, you guys definitely have that. It's a horizontal motion stabilization plateau.

a.k.a. Mouse Pad

by Zeailton December 1, 2019