courtesy clerk 

A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.

The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.

courtesy clerk by T_T March 22, 2009

Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius

Jeremy Clarkson by Stutley February 24, 2005

Clarksonesque 

Of or relating to the antics of the great Jeremy Clarkson, prophet of the powerslide and mankind's savior against speed cameras, speed limits, nanny states, Korean cars, traffic cops, Piers Morgans, dull journalism, caravans, global warming nonsense, hybrids, and anything else preventing you from your right to do 120mph on public roads. Such antics include drifting, perfectly offensive comical taste, being very tall and sort of old and fat, falling down, catching on fire, exploding things, and yelling POWERRRRRR!!1!!!11 while doing all of the above. Top Gear is the primary producer of all things Clarksonesque.

He adopted a Clarksonesque attitude towards fixing his old car; He pulled out the biggest hammer he could find and beat the shit out of it

Clarksonesque by WTF_raeG_poT October 8, 2011

Clarkson 

¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair

²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan

"CLARKSON!!"

Clarkson by TedCourse April 27, 2020

clerk jerker 

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex

"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"

clerk jerker by 302.di December 7, 2016

Clarkstown North 

A roach infested high school with a diverse population including the white kids which belong into 3 categories the first 1 being the Jews. These are your most common white kids and also the most annoying. Next we have the crackhead white kids. These are the real crackheads of rockland and are not to be mistaken for the for the other white kids in North who think they are “crackheads” but the closest they have came is hitting there stig in the stall and the occasional penex rip while Tony is outside the stall. The real crackheads of north are the ones who were considered e wingers in festa. But since then they have now graduated to Xanax and killing there carts before lunch. The next race in north is the Asians these are the kids who carry all others and is the only reason why north is considered a good school. These kids tend to reside in the library during lunch and play card games during lunch. How ever there is still a small population of white kids who hang out with them. These are the kids who watch anime and sing there favorite anime’s theme song while in Japanese. The next group of kids in North are the black kids. THEY are the lifeline of our sports teams. However our teams usually have 1-2 black kids max but we usually fill the rest of the spots with average or less than average white kids while the team is centered around the black kids.

69 was at Clarkstown North the other day and LOVED to watch the high school girl volley ball team

Clarkstown North by Y’all know who I am May 2, 2020

jeremy clarkson'd 

To pass a large number of vehicles at a high rate of speed across the yellow line with oncoming traffic bearing down.

Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.

The polar opposite of James May's driving style.

Guy: Why are you shaking?

Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.

Guy: Nice!

jeremy clarkson'd by norelationtothestig November 13, 2011