Clementine but teeny
Hello there Clementini are you feeling teeny tiny? If you are feeling teeny tiny, then drink up lots of winey! The winey makes you strong, you teeny tiny girl. But if you drink too much, you are sure to hurl!
by Mistysocks August 31, 2021
Get the Clementini mug.One of the few lucky girls who have an interesting name that is still pretty and works well with surnames. Clementines are pretty and fun but not stupid or annoying. The thing that annoys Clementines the most is people calling them 'tangerine' or 'satsuma' if you call a clementine this they will never ever be your friend or like you ..... trust me
A new girl walks into a classroom. She is very pretty and has an air of confidence and intelligence about her.
Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse
Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse
by i don't wanna give u my email! May 12, 2009
Get the clementine mug.A hideous goblin like creature that hunts men from the shadows. If you stare into its eyes it will consume your soul.
Ohh shit dave, did you see that thing lurking in the shadows, looks about 300kg, what is it?
Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!
Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!
by Randy82 September 18, 2018
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Get the clementine mug.A Clementine Scheiss Nig is a phrase one uses when blowing off steam after EXTREME frustration. Also a phrase one would use when being mildly racist towards the kids of Evanston
by ntbbtck June 21, 2016
Get the clementine scheiss nig mug.When a women's vaginal entrance has become over used and dried up. The vagina begins to hang outside, turn a brownish colour and dry up, looking like an old shrivelled up clementine.
"Holy shit, look at the brown clementine on that bitch"
"That cunt is used and abused. It looks like a fucking brown clementine"
"Jesus, those meat curtains look like a brown clementine"
"That cunt is used and abused. It looks like a fucking brown clementine"
"Jesus, those meat curtains look like a brown clementine"
by brownclementine May 3, 2013
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''No its a clemintine asshole''
''No its a clemintine asshole''
by sexypantskarl September 9, 2012
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