tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

by Chad H July 25, 2006

Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.

Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!

by darkenedwenis June 27, 2019

Clogged-fanny

When you have so much sex, a cum plug forms and causes you to get clogged-fanny.

Oh my fucking god, I am trying to piss, but I think all that cum has given me clogged-fanny. Call the ambulance, please!

by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017

Clogged

When a male has to pee really bad and as he walks into a bathroom to pee he can't make himself pee because of pressure from other people in the bathroom.

Lloyd Banks: So ya feel better now 50?

50 Cent: Nah man I got clogged! Imma need some privacy.

Lloyd Banks: Dang it! Then go behind a bush!

50 Cent: Ok...

by rapper97 June 30, 2011

cegged

When a persons trousers and pants gets pulled down by another person.

Oh my got he just got cegged

by Adam Amor January 28, 2007

clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.

Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016

cleggers

the little bits of poo combined with hair in the crack of the buttox area. usualy found by men with extremely hairy arse cracks. cleggers can often apear after a poo.

oh dear my arse is itchy i think i have cleggers.

by pete zzar January 19, 2009