poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.

Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.

by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013

Squeezing the Cleavers

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.

She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz May 22, 2007

Cleaver

A person, usually male who always 'dogs' the boys. A cleaver will always choose girls over his friends, and will never fail to let down ones closest to him/her.

Hey Jack, that Harry is a total Cleaver!

by AudiVolkswagen October 26, 2008

Virgin Cleaver

A euphemism for one's penis, equating it with a sword.

"My Virgin Cleaver glows blue when Orcish prostitutes are near."

by DepthsofMordor December 2, 2009

Cleaverage

cleav·er·age (klē′verĭj)
n.

1. The act of in which a female uses her cleavage or breasts, in order to gain leverage in a situation.

I can't believe that she uses her cleaverage just to get into a nightclub?

by banddcole April 24, 2015

Cleaverage

When a woman uses her tits to win an argument.

My wife was all like "Mow the lawn!" and I was all like "Nah.". Then she put on her red dress that pushes her tits almost right out of said dress. Beat me with cleaverage again. What a bitch.

by jordanjames. May 14, 2011

Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 18, 2017