Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱

“Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it”

by thefartman January 23, 2022

catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa)

Is the result when an ordinary event becomes a cataclysm of epic measures.

It is fail of epic measures.

Yesterday party was catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa).

How did you do your exam?
- It was catafuckinstrophe, I didn't know anything

by Andrija Japrak July 21, 2009

Catalina

Really sweet girl. She has a big heart and loves everything and everyone, she always sees the best in people. She’s good at following other people’s pace and for her the most important thing is to see people happy and she’ll even embarrass herself just to make you laugh. She has a blinding smile and she has multiple laughs, whenever she smiles she can’t see because she’s smiling so hard that her cheeks are covering her eyes. You’ll see her with a different group of people everyday because she likes to be friends with everyone and including others who feel left out all the time. She’s also a little hyper and has a lot of jokes she doesn’t like using offensive humor but she doesn’t mind hearing it just as long as she doesn’t have to go along with it. Everyone loves Catalina and she loves everyone back. she’ll think about all her friends everyday and try to brainstorm jokes to say to her friends whenever they meet up again. She’s very committed and she knows when to be serious, in a relationship she will love you unconditionally and make sure you’re always happy and help you when you begin to have problems. She’s very accepting and forgiving she can never get mad at people because anger is foreign to her. She’s very straightforward if she is upset with something. Overall She’s the most perfect girl and she will never stop showing you the many sides of her she has to offer while she won’t stop uncovering sides of you that you never knew you had.

“Hey do you know Catalina!”
“Of course I do she talked to me earlier and helped me get closer with my other classmates”

by 7117 February 18, 2019

Cataholic

It's like an alcoholic, but with cats.

I went to my girlfriend's, but she's a cataholic and we didn't do anything.

by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010

Catalina, Arizona

A rural blue-collar community of Tucson, Arizona.

"I work in the back of a restaurant and I smoke meth so I live in a rented trailer in Catalina, Arizona."

"I'm retired and I want to live in a 55+ community of expensive homes away from the craziness of Tucson so I live in SaddleBrooke, the only nice area in Catalina, Arizona."

"I can't afford to live in Oro Valley so I live in Catalina, Arizona."

by EA888 July 28, 2013

Cataleya

A beautiful young soul, who loves to dance, and has a gaze of gold, and a smile so pure it could make antone jealous.

Cataleya is such a beautiful girl.

by SiouxGirlie0658 June 20, 2018

Catalina Foothills

An affluent suburb of Tucson, Arizona where people move to when they can't afford to live in California.

"I felt like trash living in SoCo because people with real money there live in $2,000,000+ homes so I moved to a $500,000 house in Catalina Foothills so blue-collar Tucsonans think I'm rich."

by EA888 July 30, 2013