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Chartered

Verb To get completely, utterly and physically fucked out of your mind by narcotics, alcohol, and/or physical interaction.

Adjective To be completely, utterly and physically fucked up by narcotics, alcohol and/or physical interaction.
Let's go get chartered, Margret !

I'm so fucking chartered right now, John!

Let's charter that cunt!
by Goatgoatsmash June 3, 2018
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Caspered

In reference to Casper the friendly ghost
when s/he ghosts you in a nice way
you go out once maybe a few times and they respond to you sometimes but the point is getting across that they wouldnt like to see you again
thus,
you are getting ghosted in a nicer way
Friend 1 : "idk what happened, we went out to dinner and now she's not responding how she used to"
Friend 2: " bro beans, you're getting caspered"
by Jackace October 6, 2018
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Plastered Mcshitfaced

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.
I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.
by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013
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cartered

Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.
I got cartered
by Satisfaction's finest June 6, 2009
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Plastered

Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze
That chick was so plastered.
by Ames Hill November 16, 2007
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plastered

Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.
person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.
by Aaron#66756 September 30, 2005
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Vanilla Plastered

When someone, or a group of people get drunk, wasted, smashed, out of their fucking mind.
Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?

Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.
by mcdrunken May 22, 2011
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