clarted 

when someone slapped you hard on the face

kiss or slap

slap

go on then

omg you clarted my jaw off

clarted by iltass September 24, 2022

clarted 

clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.

The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.

The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.

clarted by Puffsleeves July 7, 2023

Clarted 

Jawad and Nidhish lives

Jawad and Nidhish lives always get clarted, no matter what they do, even in situations when it is not possible to get clarted. Their lives have been completely ruined because of this, which led them to their downfall.

Clarted by janid November 21, 2024

J Clarked 

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.

I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.

J Clarked by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013

clartide 

to act in an "unsafe" manner, which results in aggrevating people around you.

"u iz bein clartide fo shizzle by shagging my bird!" OR "dat iz fukin clartide."

clartide by Sam 'Safeton' Etherton December 9, 2004

Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.

"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."

Clarked one up by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013

Jordy Clarked 

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught

Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked

Jordy Clarked by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016