Clappal Tunnel Syndrom

Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.

Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"

by Raleighwood October 8, 2011

Clappaz

Clappaz is username to define ones a$$cheeks as so round they can clap like hands oh yeh and ya nans a toe

‘Yo Man ur mom has huge Clappaz bruv’

by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 16, 2019

Clappardly

The state of being high as hell after smoking copious amounts of weed.

Bob: "Let's watch Rick and Morty"
Frank: "Let's get clappardly beforehand"

by Queso_Uwe February 22, 2022

Clappatting

"Clappatting " is an act where you are patting someone by clapping on their head with both of your hands.

Do you like Clappatting ? Can i use your head like a bongo ? Brave girl *clappatt* *clappatt*

by SaveTheUgandaChickens s.r.o. November 25, 2022

Chapta Clappa

A shotgun(blam), pistol, or rifle

Go get the chapta clappa, this fools story is about to end.

by GirthVader May 28, 2020

Ass Clappa

Moron. Fool. A-Hole. Wack. Silly, stupid person.

I heard you fell down the stairs drunk and put your head throught the wall. You is a "ass clappa".

by downlinden July 23, 2009

Clappage

The sound of moist testicles slapping against anus during heterosexual gymnastics.

Nelly: By gad, Sir Rupert you were going at it hammer and tongs last night.
Sir Rupert: Aye, I don't doubt you could hear my clappage all the way down in the servants quarters, but my wife is a dirty bint who needs it hard.
Nelly: Will Sirs balls need a scrubbing?

by Sally Walnut April 28, 2011