Cumstache

When you bust a nut in someone’s face and they wipe it off and the little bit of cum left over is on their mustache

Billy was giving me head and I gave him a cumstache

by FreeChoppaboy January 16, 2022

Chadstache

Another name for a porn stache that only douche bags have!

He’s got a chadstache! Definitely a red flag! 🚩

by AR13$ November 3, 2022

Clamsmacker

When you smash the length of your cock across her fanny lips in order to gain some lady lube before you slam it in there.

"Thankfully I produce enough fanny juice that all he needs is a quick clamsmacker and he's in there" .

"Come and have a clamsmacker, up 'me curry bongo, take it up the bum".

by Roy Wegerle June 21, 2024

Clamsmacked

Female version of tea bags

After she knocked my out she clamsmacked me!

by Salina7 June 19, 2025