Clamping

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

by Uselessunknown August 03, 2015

Clamps

(1)To put pressure on someone. Unrelenting pressure like that of inescapable clamps.
(2)To literally place your robotic clamps on someone or something.

A. The bop' was still tryna act like she didn't have my money so I put the clamps on her n shook her down fo' it!
B. The Celtics put the clamps da Lakers 112-86 son !
C. "He's champin' for a clampin'." - Clamps, Futurama
D. "Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? shouting You're a freaking genius, you idiot!" - Clamps, Futurama

by jackpotATX June 16, 2011

Clamping

Female version of t-bagging.

I can't believe I caught her clamping my stapler!

by Perry Burgers June 17, 2011

Clamping

The act of having a wank but before you cum you “clamp” your fingers tight to the forskin and blow your load inside then walk to the toilet to despose of the waist

Jordan did you do some clamping last night

Sure did mate

by Jordan inc August 19, 2018

clamp

when a woman wraps lips and tongue
around a penis and gives a blow job..

"Clamp Me" is a request for a firm blow job.

by jimmydeann January 03, 2009

clamp

A vagina so tight, you might as well fuck her ear.

I was making sweet love to Jen's clamp last night, long story short-my penis suffocated.

by Dong gobbler May 29, 2005

The Clamp

A sexual manoeuvre preformed by inserting four fingers in a lady's arsehole and the thumb in her vagina and preceding to "clamp" the rectovaginal septum in the hand.

Gaz tried fisting his bird the other night but he couldn't fit his thumb in so he popped it in her clunge and gave her the clamp.

I was clamping a slag once and I got so excited my thumb broke through into her arse.

by Eddy the Hero April 25, 2011