Clapplebees

Catching chlamydia from an Applebee's bathroom or the consequence of a Thursday night at club Applebee's.

I have bad news, Steve, I may have given you the clapplebees.

by BvdGalLili January 14, 2015

Crabapple middle school

The worst school ever teachers are rude and people only want to go there to tik off teachers

Dude have u heard of cms??
No bro what about it?
Dude the teachers just dress cut someone for PM's.
Bro no way.
Dude yea and Mrs. Z made fun of one student
Bro I hate crabapple middle school

by Jxhqgejdi December 27, 2019

Allentown Crabapple

Origins are likely unknown - I'd assume Allentown, but I'm really doubtful of that. I heard it from this kid at a show in Cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, I had to include it.

An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.

"I'm gonna break her off some ol' allentown crabapple."

by WiSE May 25, 2004

Currie Crabapple

After anal sex a Crabapple is inserted into the anus so it can be retrived by the partner using only his mouth.
(Eating is optional)

Hey man Ron told me he gave Scott the old Currie Crabapple last night !

Ya..Rob & Ron told me that it took Scott almost a hour of hard sucking and gnawing to get that bad boy out.
Dude !! (I think scott made Ron eat it after).

by Dylan Wilson February 8, 2008

Crabapples

It's the nickname used for the new mini macs that just came out. This word derived from the company name/logo. What's smaller than an Apple? Crabapples!

That new crabapple you got is really cool. Now all we need is a folding keyboard and my tablit and we're set!

by Kamui.EXE January 31, 2005

Cranapple

One who is being in the presence of a person by the name of Joe or Joseph.

Person A - "Yo, nigga, you kickin' it cranapple style tonight?"

Person B - "Ah shit son, you best belive it. Joe and I are possed' ta roll up a blizzy (weed filled cigar) in da back streets. Nah mean?"

by Steve Whittman March 2, 2009

crabapplemcnastys

I think it's some sort of contagious vaginal disease.

Man that whore really must have a bad case of the crabapplemcnastys, my crotch really itches.

by Gordan Freeman January 16, 2004