2 definitions by WiSE

hosed

1.utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation
2. reflecting on a situation in a negative manner

syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked

"we got hosed tommy, we got hosed"

by WiSE February 14, 2003

Allentown Crabapple

Origins are likely unknown - I'd assume Allentown, but I'm really doubtful of that. I heard it from this kid at a show in Cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, I had to include it.

An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.

"I'm gonna break her off some ol' allentown crabapple."

by WiSE May 25, 2004