I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

Claire Statczar

GORGEOUS. Her perfect smile can cure any disease. Seriously.

I went to the doctor's last week and they told me I had chlamydia, but then Claire Statczar laughed at my joke and the next day it was gone.Coincidence? I think not.

by Rydercollins420 November 27, 2019

Bass Clarinet

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

clairellen

A word used to describe someone who is possibly THE most amazing thing you will ever encounter in your entire life, and more. You should definitely change your name to Clairellen.

(this could be you): OMG! I just met someone named Clairellen! What a mind-blowingly amazing experience! My life is complete! mmmm.

by mmmmtasty May 22, 2008

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Caine Soren

Sexiest book character ever. For Michael Grant's GONE Series. Big ego, big dreams, big issues, yet still entirely lovable. Adorable and passionate and the character you always find yourself giving a second chance to.

Person #1: Caine Soren tried to take over Perdido Beach again.
Person #2: Yeah, what's new?

by Nicole Rayne June 18, 2010

Mary Claire

An amazing, smart, funny, crazy, silly, beautiful, and lovable girl. Unlike anyone you have ever met before. Slightly shy until you get to know her then she is CRAZZZYYYY! She is the kind that is friends with just about everyone and never seems tot be in a bad mood. She tends to be overdramatic and unrealistic; one of a kind. She is the kind of girl that can smie when she is really dying on the inside.

She is sooo pretty her name must be Mary Claire.

by shiningstar57 September 14, 2011