something you become when someone asks for your phone number and never texts you to talk, only to send you those stupid chain text messages.
(chain texter):"FWD: FWD: send this to ten people in the next 10 minutes or you will never fall in love again."
(text receiver): "stop sending me those texts! im not your chain text bitch!!"
(text receiver): "stop sending me those texts! im not your chain text bitch!!"
by MRTyty555 January 18, 2010
Get the Chain text bitch mug.Those annoying text messages you receive that are just like chain letters. They are not true and they just waste your time. These things should never be forwarded. If you really are friends with someone, don't bother them with this useless crap. These are most annoying to the folks who don't have unlimited texting plans.
An example Chain Text:
Someone is planning to ask u a very big question tonight if u don't forward to ten people they will backoff forever.
Someone is planning to ask u a very big question tonight if u don't forward to ten people they will backoff forever.
by CW2cJ September 14, 2009
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A startling new sexual position that began sweeping the nation in early November, 2011. The sexual position is fully achieved by lining up 5-7 women, actively positioning the heads in a semi-circular formation around the crotch area, and then simultaneously knocking them all out with a swing of the dick.
'Man, I was at this crazy sorority party last night... but there were sooooo many wasted chicks, and the cops were coming.. so I just Cain Train'd 'em and left quick.'
'If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems and THE CAIN TRAIN IS ROLLING!!!'
'If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems and THE CAIN TRAIN IS ROLLING!!!'
by faultoholics_anonymous November 8, 2011
Get the Cain Train mug.To conjure the thought of one thing that reminds you of another. Which creates an ongoing process either to eventually return to the thought at hand or move onto something completely different.
Thinking that your thirsty, leading to what you want, to what brand, to what brand you like better, leading to another brand of something completely different such as clothes, than what brand you like, leading to you want to shop, than thinking of money that you dont have, leading to you need a job, etc etc
when i wanted to shop, chain-thinking went into effect and i forgot i had no money and needed a job.
when i wanted to shop, chain-thinking went into effect and i forgot i had no money and needed a job.
by Thomas Milione November 24, 2007
Get the Chain-Thinking mug.When a man says something that is of an undeniably homosexual nature which leads you to believe they may be a flamer.
M: "I love having a Tom Collins with lime while I watch Bicentennial Man, i makes me cry every time"
R: "Jeez dude, claim to flame."
or
M: "Check it out guys I can swallow an entire hot dog!"
R: "Gross, claim to flame"
R: "Jeez dude, claim to flame."
or
M: "Check it out guys I can swallow an entire hot dog!"
R: "Gross, claim to flame"
by plain old marshal December 26, 2010
Get the claim to flame mug.1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy
2. To take a shit
3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit
2. To take a shit
3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit
The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.
A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."
B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"
A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."
B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"
by CaptCouch May 22, 2016
Get the claim the throne mug.1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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