Cirque du Bidet

The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.

All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.

by JrHoodRat July 17, 2023

cirque du soleil

when a girl gets 4 balls and 1 penis in her asshole.

forget 2 dogs in a bathtub, last night i had a cirque du soleil!

by irkie and yosh October 29, 2007

Cirque Du Soleil

a show which features a bunch of french clowns blowing themselves. And making wierd noises/

(switching through the channels stop at 77) "What the fuck is this shit called Cirque Du Soleil, some fucking clowns blowing himself."

by Tom Opium September 23, 2006

cirque du soule

The act of having sex via Eiffel tower while High Fiving(Holding hands) and Kicking feet at the same time. Possibly rolling in circles on the ground.

We totally cirque du soule'd this chick last night...Never drinking that much again. HAHA

by Bapper March 16, 2010

cirque du soilet

When you have a powerful poop, that spashes copious amounts of toilet water on you butt.

I used the portapotty at the fair and the poop caused some cirque du soilet

by poopetrator May 17, 2012

Le Cirque Rouge

Another name for the dreaded "red circle of death" error light associated with the Xbox 360.
Directly translates from French as "the red circus".
A neologism attributed to Tycho from Penny Arcade.

Gamer 1: Why weren't you gaming last night?
Gamer 2: I don't know what happened. I saw Le Cirque Rouge, then a puff of smoke, and my Xbox was done for.

by Cicero's Assassin January 2, 2009

un-cirque de soleil

Somebody who is un-circumsized.

My new boyfriend is un-cirque de soleil...not sure how I feel about that!

by Screwzie December 22, 2005