The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.
Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:
- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;
- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:
- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;
- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
by dixie222 March 2, 2019
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Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"
Mike - "It's my cider fart"
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ciderpunx not dead :-)
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it dont matter who you are, white black asian or hispanic, theres no need to panic, you know this s***'s organic. if you dont get enough, it can make you go nuts, grab your dixon cider, wash it down with donuts.
by darkmaster300 June 18, 2013
Get the Dixon Cider mug.Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
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