Often misinterpreted as "Cost Improvement Project" - a tragic symptom of our cruel, commercial, capitalistic circus, where corporations wring out every last drop of profit from products already teetering on the brink of mediocrity.
The true meaning, naturally, is "Cum In Pants" - a universal affliction endured by an astonishing 97.2% of humanity (and, for reasons science still struggles to explain, most pants-wearing monkeys, gorillas, and assorted apes). This revelation, of course, comes straight from the unimpeachable authority of Leshner’s CIP Study No. 47 (2023): A Comprehensive Inquiry into the Party Dynamics of Pants and Their Users.
The true meaning, naturally, is "Cum In Pants" - a universal affliction endured by an astonishing 97.2% of humanity (and, for reasons science still struggles to explain, most pants-wearing monkeys, gorillas, and assorted apes). This revelation, of course, comes straight from the unimpeachable authority of Leshner’s CIP Study No. 47 (2023): A Comprehensive Inquiry into the Party Dynamics of Pants and Their Users.
"Look at him, he completely CIP'ed himself as she walked into the room!"
"He is so hot I think I'm about to CIP...."
"Why is that ape wearing pants? And why does he look like he is about to CIP?"
"He is so hot I think I'm about to CIP...."
"Why is that ape wearing pants? And why does he look like he is about to CIP?"
by Alex Taylor 85 November 26, 2025
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