Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.
After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.
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Get the butter churn mug.When you pour warm milk in a girls vagina and alternate fucking speeds until it solidifies into butter...the next morning you trick her into eating said butter.
Guy: We Made good butter last night while we did the Butter Churn.
Girl: Yea...mmm this toast is good.
Guy: hehehe
Girl: Yea...mmm this toast is good.
Guy: hehehe
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Tre: Dude, I'm fixin to get down on the Michele bitch tonight.
Rocco: I ain't hearin' that, man. That chick is a fuckin' butter churn; every guy's mixed his butter in her.
Rocco: I ain't hearin' that, man. That chick is a fuckin' butter churn; every guy's mixed his butter in her.
by Mick Jagermeister January 14, 2009
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