chumming
Moron: "Whoa! It sucks to chum on the weather side! Now I'm covered in my own puke!"
Non-Moron: "No shit!"
Non-Moron: "No shit!"
chumming by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
Get the chumming mug.
chumming
When a fat nasty person eats food and gets shit all over their face, but they don't notice it and they just keep eating their food while you can't help but stare and vomit.
While Rachel was eating her sub a little mayonnaise dribbled down her face, but she didn't notice. Sean could only sit and stare in disgust and complete nausea as she kept chumming on her sub.
chumming
To have an exited conversation with friends, or chums, in which one or all involed are most enthused by the topic.
"Oh dear. He is/they are chumming again."
Chumming
A dating tactic involving the use of one's good looks to lure a less attractive mate into a one-sided and emotionally unsatisfying relationship.
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)
"Damn, she's so fine! She says she likes me too."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."
Chumming by tylersnard May 16, 2009
chumming
To be overly friendly towards members of the opposite sex, normally in an attempt to pull, and with any luck, play hide the sausage with them
chumming
When a closeted gay husband uses his wife as bait to attract a straight man/couple in the hopes of having sex seemingly 'unplanned' sex with the man.
I knew that guys offer of NSA sex with his wife was too good to be true; he was clearly at that nightclub chumming with her.