Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Chuffed

To be very excited and/or impressed.

"I am so chuffed about going to the concert Friday night!"

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

chuff chance

when a football (soccer) player misses his shot.

Commentator: Dele Alli passes it up the middle. Kane takes a shot! Oh it’s off the post! Chuff Chance for Harry Kane!

by Ilovecocain August 17, 2018

Chuffed to bits

To be thrilled by something.

"I'm chuffed to bits by your b donka donk" -Hugh Laurie

by ElephatShiAT December 17, 2008

chuffed

To be very pleased, proud or happy with yourself

I just scored free tickets to the gig, I'm well chuffed!

by dr.rob June 10, 2004

chufty badge

an invisible badge of honour to award something insignificant

girl "hey did you hear I won 3rd place in the egg and spoon race"

boy "yeah, so what, do you want a chufty badge or someat?"

by setanta78 July 16, 2010

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020