When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner
(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"
Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"
Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"
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Eating a woman out after she has had an abortion and getting all the left over chunks in your mouth.
by Hoe Inn May 28, 2009
Get the Mama's chunky soup mug.Chucky was slammed into a McDonald’s nag in child’s play 2. Meaning you can order that “Chucky Slam” at your local McDonald’s.
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Get the Chucky Slam mug.And the there’s Chunky! He’s dead.
(good 5 seconds of silence)
DK! Chunky’s dead!
(repeat infinitely)
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DK! Chunky’s dead!
(repeat infinitely)
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Get the Chuck Schindler's List mug.A list of twelve morals and guidelines writting by chuck Norris. This list is commonly used as a guide to the pupils of Chun Kuk Do, a Korean based martial art also created by Norris.
The code is as follows:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness, and loyalty in my family and acknowlege that no other success will compenstate for failure in the home.
5. I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself I will have no time to criticise others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the successes of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindness towards another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to what I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, my family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
The code is as follows:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness, and loyalty in my family and acknowlege that no other success will compenstate for failure in the home.
5. I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself I will have no time to criticise others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the successes of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindness towards another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to what I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, my family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
Before recieving her purple belt, the young Chun Kuk Do student had to recite three lines from Chuck Norris's Code of Ethics.
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