John: So I drove to the grocer to get some milk and on the way there was this MASSIVE 20-car pile up, then a 7-eleven drive-by robbery, then I tried to run the robber down, then I saw Spiderman, then-..
Tom: Spare me your Chronicles of Nearnia and give me the milk.
Tom: Spare me your Chronicles of Nearnia and give me the milk.
by onceuponajosh October 24, 2008
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Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.
Not just any events, however - said events must be:
-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"
Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.
Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.
Not just any events, however - said events must be:
-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"
Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.
Brian: that was a crazy show last night!
Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.
Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah
Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.
Brian: lol already on it
Rob: shred the gnar
Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.
Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah
Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.
Brian: lol already on it
Rob: shred the gnar
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
Get the Chronicles of Gnarnia mug.The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.
The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.
by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019
Get the Brokeville Chronicles mug.A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.
by book_nerd27 August 14, 2011
Get the The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod mug.The stories of a whore often told by that whore\thot.
The stories of a thot/whore's promiscuous or hoe-ish ways.
The stories of a thot/whore's promiscuous or hoe-ish ways.
by Mimi The Thot-o-phobic November 3, 2014
Get the thot chronicles mug.A non-traditional rpg for the Switch that went largely unnoticed until Pyra and Mythra’s inclusion in Smash. Nintendo took the first game and tried to use hot anime girls in minimal clothing to appeal to more of an audience.
Shulk: I’m Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles! My sword let’s me see the future!
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:
by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022
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Btw Reyn is a character in that game, know for his quote "its reyn time!"
Btw Reyn is a character in that game, know for his quote "its reyn time!"
"It's Reyn time to play Xenoblade Chronicles!"
"No one knows what Xenoblade Chronicles is; its pretty good tho"
"No one knows what Xenoblade Chronicles is; its pretty good tho"
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