a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.
may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.
may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.
A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”
B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”
B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”
by harry styles left ear July 24, 2021
Twitter Andy’s that get triggered by anything. They spend their days inside with no outside contact. They go on r/lsf and get invested in meaningless internet drama that no one will care about in a week. They are parasocial as well.
Person 1: omg! I dug up a tweet that *celebrity* said 14 years ago about how Mexicans like tequila! We have to cancel him! twitter, do your thing!
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
by Holiday_Choco March 06, 2023
dingus: omg put a triggew wawning for dweamys death! i almowst had a hawt attack! OwO
sane person: chronically online much
sane person 2: omg please stfu
sane person: chronically online much
sane person 2: omg please stfu
by frielock November 08, 2022
someone who is always online has no social skills no real life friend and bases their whole life around the internet and is lazy
if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
by penisshakes April 17, 2023
a person with blue hair and circular glasses. their name is typically kamille and they have basic middle names. they play overwatch 24/7
by mdzs June 11, 2022