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chrons

A euphemism for marijuana. Derived from "Chronic", an older, established euphemism.
"I just came up on some chrons, you wanna join me in a session?"
by Choppy February 17, 2003
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chrons

Chrons are the SI unit for level of being intoxitaced by THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol) where 50 chrons leads to passing into an unconscious or incohearent state, and 100 chrons leading to death. 100 chrons being roughly the equivalent of a quarter pound of marijuana consumed in 2 hours by one person.
stonner:
Yo Nick, whats gonna be the SI units for 'being stonned'? I'm going to lable the highness graph "something vs. time" and put it on the side of Asteroth**.
hippy:
... (pause in deep contemplation)... Chrons
stonner:
Yeah, like spelled "C-H" or with a "K"
hippy:
well, definitely "C-H" 'cuz its like 'chronic'.

**Asteroth: a massive bubbling gravity /waterfall bong (massive)
by ziggoguy May 6, 2005
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Chronstitution

The Chronstitution is a Constitution for Marijuana Smokers. It is a document written by smokers for smokers.

The Chronstitution is a democratic document created through voting on www.thechronstitution.com

The Chronstitution has legislative branches just like the United States and most other democratic nations of the world.

There are democratically elected positions available on the Chronstitutional Court, for the Chronstitution President, and Chronstitution Vice President.

The Chronstitution can be found at http://www.thechronstitution.com
Dude, Amendment IV. of the Chronstitution says that I have the right to paranoia, now tell me what you have on you.
by SimplemanFlorida October 6, 2008
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chronsence

when your super baked on that chronic shit and your making nonsence (when you get a HIGHdea)
Vending machines that sell alcohol!...
Yo thats some straight Chronsence
by pantyman3333 July 2, 2009
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chrons

all things good or bad.
"This book is chrons, and by chrons i mean sweet."

or

"Oh my chrons! What the fuck did you do that for?!"
by Gar Hole April 19, 2005
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chronsed

some who gets high on coke.
my boy candi got chronsed over the weekend and didn't call me.
by NETTLES September 26, 2007
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Chrono The Stampede

The PXIII Forum's

1. Random Post person

2. Creator of "I'm Leaving" Threads

3. Gender Ambigious Thing

4. Annoyance to Trolls and Flamers

5. Soundtrack producer

6. Sometimes Peacekeeper

7. Lurker/Moderator of ROTS

8. Person who is always RPing in ROTS

9. Makes pointless lists and survays

10. Person who spends more time there then almost everyone

12. Silent Hill fanatic

11. Disliker of Resident Evil
Hey, I'm Chrono The Stampede (A.K.A: Chrono_D or jusr Chrono )
by The Nameless one February 5, 2004
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