christopher columbus

When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.

Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.

by Soule187 June 18, 2008

christopher columbus

an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.

person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live

by Someone you’ll never meet August 31, 2020

Christopher Columbus

y'all know damn well this nigga did not discover america.

christopher columbus

by luna.red December 2, 2019

Christopher Columbus

Verb

Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.

Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard

Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.

Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face

"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan

Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus

by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 10, 2008

Christopher Columbus

A man who raped several 9 and 10 year old kids, murder of 8 million arawaks while enslaving them, cannibalism, feeding babies to dogs, stealing hundreds of thousands of square acres of land, (Illegally) using biological weapons and diseases to kill 97 million people, and sending over 9000 to Europe as Slaves.

Sure, let’s all celebrate the day of Christopher Columbus, the man who committed too many sins to count.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff December 1, 2020

Christopher Columbus

To lay claim of ownership to something/someone that isn't yours, more commonly associated with relationships.

Girl, I told him that I had a boyfriend now, but he tried to Christopher Columbus me and claim the p**sy is still his.

by DiamondDCee August 2, 2011

Christopher Columbus

Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.

School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.

5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!

Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.

by UltimateDoge June 14, 2021