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Chrismukkah

Mixed celebration of Hannukkah and Christmas for Christian/Jewish families. Originated from The OC.
Happy Chrismukkah: Eight days of presents, followed by one day of many presents.
by iceboots July 19, 2005
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Chrismukkah

The holiday mixture of Hannukkah and Christmas for those of us who have a dad who's Christian and mom who's Jewish or vice versa. Its origin is from the Fox television show The O.C.
Seth Cohen: Happy Chrismukkah Summer and Anna!
Anna: Why wasn't I said first?
Summer: 'Cause I'm Better!
((welcome to the O.C.))
by Sylvia Glynnifred December 5, 2003
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Christmahannukwanzadan

A term that, while an attempt to be inclusive of various winter holidays and "festivals of light", also displays ignorance that Ramadan has no connection with the seasons of the solar year. Ramadan (a month of major religious observances within the Islamic lunar calendar) moves backwards through the solar calendar about eleven days every year.

In some years Ramadan gains visibility as it is coincidentally observed near the winter "holiday season", but it actually keeps cycling through the seasons.
In 2010 Ramadan spanned parts of August and September.
In 2011 Ramadan will fall approximately between August 1 and August 29 or 30.
This demonstrates that "Christmahannukwanzadan" illogically groups Ramadan with winter holidays.
by Grinning Cat December 27, 2010
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Christmahanakwanzakuh

not a holiday, sopossedly christmas hanakuh and kwanza combined, people say it in a greeting in fear they might offend someone by saying the wrong holiday, its on a cell phone commercial...
Happy christmahanakwanzakuh!!(i dont know what you celebrate)
by i hate this word December 7, 2005
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Christmahanukkwandiwalstice

A combination of Christmas (Christianity), Hanukkah (Judaism), Kwanzaa (Pan-Africanism), Diwali (Hinduism) and the Winter Solstice (other/none); a general term for holidays in December. More politically correct than Christmahanukkwanzaa, Christmahanukkwanztice and Christmakkah, but less politically correct than Christmahanukkwanzadandiwalstice (Christmas + Hannukah + Kwanzaa + Ramadan + Diwali + Solstice) and Christmahanukkwanzadandiwalstiledos (all that with Kaledos tacked onto the end for those Lithuanian reconstructionists).
Me: Happy/Merry Christmahanukkwandiwalstice!
Normal Person: What the hell?
by AgnosticRocker January 11, 2008
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Christmahanakwanzayule

An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.
Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!
by Zak Zennii August 1, 2006
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Christmukkahwanzaa

Mixed celebration of Christmas, Hannukkah and Kwanzaa for Christian/Jewish/African American families.
We have a wide range of friends - Jewish, Christian, and African American!! We should have a Christmukkahwanzaa party; this way we won't offend anyone!!
by Avril Showers December 24, 2006
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