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Christa McAuliffe Middle School

A shitty ass school located in suburban Boynton Beach, Florida. Some call it "Christa" or "CMMS" for short. The school's mascot is the lame ass "Challengers", and most of the students are just waiting for the school to blow up like the real space shuttle. People from other schools call people who go to CMMS, Christa McCrackers.

Christa McAuliffe is filled shitty teachers, and even shittier students. A good majority of the school smokes weed, ditches class, and are a disgrace to society.

In the Christa McAuliffe hallways, (like any other middle school) you'll find the Bitchy Whores, Chongas, Black Kids, Stoners/Burnouts, and the Nerds. The bitchy whores main pride in life, is being "hot" and losing their virginity at the age on 12. The Chonga's are your standard gross, greasy mexicans that smell like cheap perfume, and guacamole. The black kids act like hard asses. Truth is, they live in $400,000 houses, and buy Nike's with their parent's money. The Stoners wake and bake behind the Publix every single day... And nobody gives a rat's ass about the nerds, they're just there.

Most people hate this school with a mother fucking passion.....but in their heart, deep deep deep down inside I bet they secretly like it. Whether you like the school or not, memories are made at Christa McAuliffe Middle School. The school is a fucking dump, but it's a place you'll never forget.
Kid Uno- Oh hey, you go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School right?

Kid Two- Un-fucking-fortunately, yes.

Kid Uno- Sucks for you bro.
by myschoolsucks April 28, 2011
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Christa McAuliffe Middle School

Christa McAuliffe Middle School, FL. Or known as (CMMS)

A middle school filled with short sixth graders, dramatic seventh graders, & potheads for eighth graders. A school where the principal is constantly pregnant. The assistant principal is ghetto as fuck, and the staff is over-protective. The girls there are either whores, down to earth, sluts, or drama-starters. The guys there are either jocks, dicks, or assholes. Only .01% of the guys there are actually nice and respect people. .01% of the girls there are actually nice and respect people. the other 99.99%? you won't get along with them. The school is like a jungle, eighth graders are the predators, seventh graders are the prey, and sixth graders are the prey of the seventh graders. Everyone picks on the sixth graders, and everyone picks on the seventh graders. Fuck with the eighth graders, you get jumped, bitch. If you love weed, if you love drugs, if you love alcohol, and if you love drama; Then CMMS is the school for you.
Person 1: You go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School? (CMMS)
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Do you smoke weed?
Person 2: LOL YES.

Person 1: You go to CMMS?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Nevermind...
*Later that Day*
Person 2: HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT (PERSON1) WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU? YEAHH.
Person 3: Really? I'm going to kick their ass.
*Later On*
Person 3: Hey, you talking shit?
Person 1: Uh, No? Lololol.
Person 3: Uh huh, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Person 1: You can't.
Person 3: Why?
Person 1: You go to CMMS, right?
Person 3: Yeah, so what?
Person 1: You're short, & you probably don't even smoke.
Person 3: SO?
by ihatecmmsandyourmom January 12, 2011
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That's something best left up to Jesus Christ

The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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for Christ sakes

It means the same as for Christ's sake! but please note the spelling & syntax.
{John}: Hey Josh, quick! Check out that blimp about to crash into a radio tower!
{Josh}: For Christ sakes John, that looks just like the pictures of the Hindenburg crash that I've seen!!!
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Christ-stain

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.
Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 18, 2011
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Christs school Richmond

A place where drugs , sex , and trauma are highly acceptable .
I was walking down Richmond high street when I saw christs school Richmond students smoking and having it in the Waitrose car park
by Student with ptsd January 25, 2022
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Christ Spear (punch)

Sexual position/action: woman lays like jesus on cross; as she has an orgasm, her man spears her under left ribs with 3 fingers of his right hand and then states in a sadistic tone “see you in 3 days bitch”
I was fucking this christian and made her feel like jesus by giving her a christ spear (punch), I think she may come back in three days.
by ShredHawk November 7, 2018
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