beggars can't be choosers

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020

Nut Chowder

Nut Chowder

I invited the homeless ho over for a nice red wine & a piping hot bowl of my freshly ejaculated nut chowder.

by davysprokket May 19, 2016

Taking Chowder

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.

"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."

by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008

Claim Chowder

A poorly substantiated assertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. Most often employed in the context of technological advancement.

Here's some Claim Chowder for you; my buddy swears that there's GOTTA be an e-ink version of the iPad soon since people love their Kindles so much.

Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.

by gruberfan April 24, 2010

chowell'd

when you smack a dyke in the face with a beer in your hand

that dyke bottled me so i chowell'd her

by rick rypien January 23, 2010

Siera the chosen one

I'll be honest, I didn't think I would like her at first but shes interesting to speak to and when you have a conversation with her she gets deep and its mindblowing how she thinks, absolutely amazing. I got attracted to her mind. Shes funny and a cute girl without a doubt, but I didn't know there was more to her than just singing. It just made me like her singing more because I know what she's all about and I know her. Only thing she cares about is staying happy no matter the hate. For a small youtuber like her, shes inspiring as fk.

Shes a blessing from god, you must meet siera the chosen one

by ErickThompson62826 October 22, 2020

chousemas

The definition of a wepskinki at christmas

I was out with an absoloute Chousemas tonight and it got naughty

by Big Ant Tony December 21, 2018