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Cougar Milk

Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.

Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.
by Jib Slice May 22, 2010
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cougar class

When a cougar picks up and has sex with a young and inexperienced male who learns a lot from the the encounter
"Where did Dave go?" "Cougar class"

I went to cougar class last night!
by Niles Wilde July 30, 2010
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cougarphile

Young man who is obessesed or has a mental condition relating to his sexual attraction to women who are 35+.
Joe knew he was a cougarphile after meeting the female members of the PTO.
by Grant Tucker April 3, 2008
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cougaraptor

incredibly voracious cougar who will track her prey for months before finally wearing him down in order to drain his nutsacks
watch out Babs is on the prowl, she'll have her talons in your plums yet my lad, she's a real cougaraptor
by Flatus Maximus May 20, 2010
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Awesome Cougars

A picture of a bunch of beautiful women, a few of them kissing sensually. Look for it on Google Images.
I love when people post Awesome Cougars, it makes my day a lot brighter.
by Zorque October 16, 2008
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Spice Cougars

A reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are Cougars!
Those aren't the Spice Girls, they're too old to be girls and should be called the Spice Cougars!
by Eddy December 31, 2007
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Straight Cougar

he is the epitome of all male-dom. he radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, reading a children's book, driving a badass set of wheels, or dealing with women. he's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back -and incredibly hawt.

this badass carves his own path. he wears, drives, drinks, watches, listens, loves, and lives whatever the hell way he chooses. things are done his way when he chooses, where he chooses -uninfluenced by fads or the mullet man. his badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. like his uber cool pink batmobile or his pwnsome pair of sunglasses.
Straight Cougar is the definition of badass compressed into a single person.
by crispinfreemanfangirl August 28, 2008
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