Chopsticking

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)

The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.

by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

Chesticles

Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".

1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.

2) My your chesticles look lovely today.

by Tyson M. April 28, 2005

chopstickery

pertaining to your ability to use chopsticks well.

Did you see his mad chopstickery skillz?

by damina1 February 4, 2010

Chopstick up ass

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test

Ah I got chopstick up ass

by The uwu meister March 8, 2019

Chesticles

Boobis.

Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest

by uvogin March 23, 2023

Male Chastity

Male Chastity is the act of locking a male's genitals into a steel or plastic device to prevent ejaculation, masturbation, and even obtaining an erection. These devices are commonly used today in Domination/Submissive relationships as a means of surrendering power/control to the dominant person (known as a "Keyholder"). Although, it can also be used by couples to ensure their partner remains faithful.

Dude, my girlfriend locked me in a male chastity device from Locked in Lust after she caught me sleeping with the girl next door.

by LL Creations September 23, 2018

Chastity Patch

A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.

The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.

by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007