Copportunity

The opportunity given to specifically cop a feel or buy something of interest.

I noticed my copportunity open up when her boyfriend left her side and she turned around and faced away from me.

My copportunity was lost when I went to the store and forgot my wallet at home.

by TheGuyFromToday November 11, 2014

Crappertunity

When things are going wrong (it's total crap) there may just be some opportunity in there to do something good.

I lost my job and that sucks. But it's a total crappertunity. Because now I don't have to ask for vacation time to go home for Thanksgiving.

by whatworkscoach April 14, 2017

hoppertunity

A set of ideal circumstances that make it possible to do something you wouldn't think twice about excepting.

Given half the chance I would hop on the hoppertunity.

by Silly gumballs June 14, 2023

whoppertunity

Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.

At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.

by QuacksO January 9, 2025