Chooblet

A female choob, so just like a choob except with no genitals.

Guy - What a choob...
Guy #2 - Nah, I think its a chooblet.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

Choobie

A choobie is another word meaning the same as n00b, noobie, or newbie.

Look at the Choobie getting pwn'd by that spiderling!

by Turtle - eltruT July 8, 2004

choobe

An incredibly smart person, who is academically gifted. Not to be confused with geek who is smart/obsessive in one particular area. Close to nerd, except choobes have social grace and may not have an IQ that exceeds their weight, but is probabley pretty close.

Friend 1: Are you in the choobe class?
Friend 2: Yes, ok, I admit it!

by Maria Fernando October 22, 2007

choobie

A massive poo, one that weighs down on your entire lower body until released into the wild.

Also known as a choobie-bomb.

Gotta go to the toilet to drop a massive choobie.

by T.H October 9, 2007

Ahh Choobeedoobeedoo

What Scooby Doo says when he sneezes

Shaggy: "what'ya up to Scoob?"
Scooby: "Ahh Choobeedoobeedoo!"
Shaggy: "Hehe - you crack me up Scoob!"

by S Coobiedum December 20, 2008

Chobee

The receiver of a dunt to the back of the head with a cushion.

Gordon had it coming, that cunt deserves to be a chobee

by Barry Amazon January 26, 2014

Choobleteer

Bastardized verbal offshoot of Choob, which denotes a High Level Noob (generally, really lame Hi-Lvl Offensive Choob, Zero Def Chumpleteers).

Said as: Choob-luh-teer

Choob was originally coined by Frog_Stomper during a Runescape fishing trip in Karamja, during the usual Level Up sessions.

"Choobleteer" was later coined as an add on to the general douchebaggery found in the Wildy (pre-current RS lameness) when actual HIGH LEVEL Players would go out to mine, and really lame, Zero-Def Choobs would show up in groups to gangbang and do 'Tard-By's on unsuspecting people.

(During the good old days of Auto-Miners)

Evidently, unknown to Frog_Stomper, Choob has become defined in the Urban Dictionary.

See also: Chooblet(s), Chumpleteer(s)
(Chump-luh-teers)

Definition:
Used primarily for denotion of "ghey" or choob groups in the old RS Wildy.
Like the 3 "Musketeers", except the stupid low-def versions running in packs with no actual skills.

All coined prior to heavy text/chat filters in use in RS now, but used primarily to replace basic cursing of opponents, or general retarded douchebaggery.

Choobleteers- Dude, we went mining at the addy rocks way past 16 Wildy, and a bunch of Zero Def. Choobleteers did a 'tard-by on us. Good thing, I only lost an Addy pick.

Chumpleteers- Man, did you see those freaktards gangbang that Choob mage? Run you moron, they are coming after us........it is like watching a gang of stupid monkeys chase a hot dog I threw down a hallway.......

Choob- Dude, you are a Zero Def. Choob, the only thing you are good for is me beating on you, and watching you get 'Tard-Pooned by other Chooblets.

by TheBigGiz October 17, 2008