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chongle

The act of caressing the balls during fellatio (or at any other appropriate time) in the right way. Not too hard, not too soft.
Bro 1: Met this girl last night, she is so hot.
Bro 2: But does she know how to chongle?
by UMDThriller March 5, 2011
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Chongerte

The act of twisting a male co-worker's sack into a knot after he continues to make obnoxious name suggestions for your fantasy football team name.
Benson suggested I name my team "Meat Curtain", so gave him a Chongerte.
by Buche August 24, 2006
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Chongling Chode

(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.

Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.

Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life
Man, fuck you RJ! You're such a chongling chode!

Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.

Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.
by chongler69 September 16, 2009
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chongle

To fondle a sexual partner's scrotum and testes in a pleasurable manner. This ordinarily will occur during the course of oral sex, but can take place during any sexual activity. It can be used as either a noun or a verb.
Bro A: Bro! I met this girl at the bar last night and she chongled me like I've never been chongled before!
Bro B: O hey bro dude! Last week I met a girl who did me a similar favor!
Bro A: No way! I think the females are catching on.
Bro B: Wait, did she have red hair?
Bro A: Why yes. Don't tell me you hooked up with Rachel.
Bro B: O bro, we just got chongled!
by chonglemeister March 5, 2011
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Chonger

A term to describe anything. It can be used as a verb or a noun.
Austin: "Just got a chonger sized sale!"
Austin: "What do you chongers want for lunch?"
Austin: "You better show up or else you are chongered."
by The SF Dragon July 18, 2018
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Chongled

Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend
Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head
by Blowmydijk January 15, 2020
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changlers

A group of kids in Mexico, usually impoverished, who follow tourists around major vacation cities in Mexico singing, dancing, soliciting, or taunting them until they are given some type of hand out.
We should have taken a cab since it took us an hour to walk from the hotel to the bar in Cancun because the damn changlers slowed us down!
by Matt Book May 23, 2008
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