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Chonce

A word that Niall Horan says instead of chance. Some do not understand it means chance because we can't understand him.
We took a Chonce

What the fuck is a Chonce?!?!
by Master directioner October 25, 2015
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Lee Chong Wei

He is the best badminton player in Malaysia.
Zul: Who is the best badminton player in Malaysia?
Daniel: Of course, Lee Chong Wei!
by Ms FluffyCat February 9, 2023
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Jingle my Change

To not wear underpants, allowing one's testicles to bounce around like a coin purse. This is most applicable when wearing loose-fitting, wide-crotch pants.
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit. I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute.
by RedRockRun October 18, 2013
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Brine choney

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.
by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020
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European Tire Change

An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).
My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!
by Racer XXX October 12, 2018
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Colors of Change

A communist racist neo-nazi divisive group organized from the remnants of ACORN. Better described by the late Andrew Breitbart as "poisonous, venomous forces within the American experience". If someone doesn't agree with their agenda, they will use their favorite weapon, petitions to snuff out that person's first amendment rights(see Glenn Beck).

It won't be surprising if they start petitioning urbandictionary.com to remove this entry.
Sam: "Hey, did you hear about the petition from Colors of Change, urging the FOX network to cancel COPS, because "it degrades minorities" and somehow "contributes to minority stereotypes"?"
Tom: "What the hell? The creator of COPS has often said that he downplays minority crimes in the series."
Sam: "I bet their next move is to petition God to cancel 'reality' because it's racist."

CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, and then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"

CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"
CoC Activist 2: "Brilliant idea. Now let's celebrate by having some hot gay sex with a couple of animals"
by Acrimony12 May 21, 2013
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change da world

change da world, my final message. goodbye is a meme that is kinda creepy and provokes nostalgia in most people.
this meme originates from a rat smoking a cigar and is inspired by the vaporwave aesthetic.
"change da world, my final message, goodb ye."
by Cookienononot October 19, 2019
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