chomps

sucks, shitty, totally bites.

~ Heard it from my hairdresser, who is remarkably not gay.

"Oh, you live in a leaky condo, dude that totally chomps".

by peter.jubb September 2, 2004

Chomp

To chomp an object/item is also commonly known as the term 'jack' or 'steal'.

A: Ah man, this is so cute but i can't afford it!
B: Chomp it then!

by ccm123 May 24, 2011

chomp

a very violent iron composed creature that barks like a dog and is attatched to a chain

i have a chomp in my yard so thieves can't enter

by Andres Rodriguez September 3, 2005

chomps

Dublin slang for XTC . Also see Yokes

I wanna get chomped out of me head ! Anybody doing Yokes tonight ?

by Jason Keegan March 11, 2005

chomp

Someone who disturbs you while your trying to eat pasta salad.

"Hey chomp, can't i eat my tuna pasta salad in peace..."

by Douche flakes August 25, 2009

chomp chomp

A rather attractive Mexican male. A Chomp Chomp always needs to be in the sun.

Aww look at Chomp Chomp with his little skateboard!!

by J <3 May 2, 2006

chomp

a very poor quality insult for someone who either eats a lot or is not very smart

when you munch your entire house
when you are beaten in an iq test by a squirrel who has been dropped on it's head

by squirrel December 12, 2004