chodin

When your penis is shrunken up smaller than usual, and looks really wide for its length. Pronounced like the Norse god, Odin with a 'ch' sound in front.

Yo Nathan, I can't tell if Im chodin because Im freezing my nuts off in this theater, or because I was scared shitless when that black dude was yelling at me for cutting him off.

by Limblessless December 15, 2007

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Chodom

A condom for those whose penis is wider than it is long.

No I dont believe that regular condom will fit your abnormally shaped penis, but may I recommend a chodom?

by The "monster" February 24, 2009

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Chodio • Chodious Bloatus • Chodie • chodi • choding • chodigga • chodo • chodin • chodism • chidiot

Chodeology

Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).

A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.

by Don Everest April 9, 2005

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Chodie

Chodie is a female that goes by the name of Kodie that has a chode. Kodie + chode = Chodie

Chodie whipped out her chode and it was bigger than mine.

by Bradley Simmons January 14, 2008

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The combination of Chips and Onions. Thinly sliced potato and onion mixed together to create possibly THE most amazing food toppings known to man that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates.....and that's basically it. It is also said to be an ancient tradition passed down through generations of people who think they can cook on a BBQ, but really have no idea. In turn combining everything that has not cooked properly, and creating something new all-together,then giving it a label. If you look closely at the painting of Leonardo Da Vinci's "the last supper" you will find Chonion was the meal of choice by our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

You burnt the chips you dickhead....just combine it with the onion to make some Chonion and she'll be right.

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Guy 1 "Man i could go for some chips right now...."
Guy 2 "Man i could go for some onion right now..."
Sven "why not have both?" (crowd breaks out in joyous praise, lifting Sven onto crowds shoulders with El Paso Mexican music playing violently in background).

by Billybob1 February 6, 2015

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