chocolate cake

A crap so bad, it takes a whole roll of shit-tickets to get it all off your balloon knot.

The shit I took was so messy, I felt like I sat on a chocolate cake.

by Luther & Sara February 5, 2007

chocolate cake

A very good shot... Tastes just like Chocolate Cake, I swear.

Half Frangelico and half Vodka. Sugar coat a lemon and garnish.

by Evil Bella June 20, 2004

chocolate cake

An orgasm, ala the Matrix Reloaded.

We went at it all morning, but I didn't get any chocolate cake!

by anonymous January 15, 2004

chocolate cake shake

An awesome drink made by blending a peace of chocolate cake

I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE SHAKES

by DatGuy Miller November 20, 2019

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.

Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021

chocolate cake

The act of taking a crap into a womans mouth and further jizzing on it creating a frosted chocolate cake.

Gill: Christina ate my whole chocolate cake last night!
Jared: My mom gave me a chocolate cake...

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 22, 2006

Chocolate cake

A male cums on his partners face, then drop kicks her in the face multiple times untill she has black and blue marks on her face making it look like chocolate cake with white icing

I dont think my girlfriend likes it when i do the chocolate cake sex move on her.

by neeee January 14, 2010