Chlom

Demonic leader of the CHLOM cult. Twin sister of Chloe and parent to the puppy Chlom. (Beware that the chlom cult is a collective group of demon worshipers so steer clear of them)

Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom

by Aaron and Ethan January 10, 2020

calum hood

calum hood; pulling a calum hood; name; also known as cool guy cal or cdizzle swizzle

used as means to refer to terrificly bad WiFi connections, even airplane mode doesn't do it like this

"oh no I got kicked out of my zoom class again, my wifi pulled a CALUM HOOD"

"omg same, for the 5th time today"

by dabodacious February 12, 2021

Chum Monkey

One who lives for the juice of the cock. The partner of Pole Monkey.

Alt. One who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. Usually involving something nasty.

She's a total chum monkey, goes wild for the juice of the pole.

by Narfle T. Garthok February 20, 2009

chaumpy

Something referred to by a word, a symbol, a sign, or an idea; a referent.

Yo pass me that chaumpy over there!

by Tim Ackart December 25, 2008

school chum

Person you only talk to in school and would never consider affiliating with them out of school

" do you want to ask Jim to hang out too"
" fuck jim he's only a school chum"

by Joey jizz February 15, 2014

chlamydic

Someone who acts/ looks like they have STDs. More specifically, chlamydia.

"Sam shaved his pubic hair and stuck it on his face, how chlamydic!"
" Kyle: my girl's coochie been real musty, she says it itches

Mark: yeah fam, that's because you're chlamydic"

by molestar88 February 16, 2020

Calum Hood

Calum from da Hood is no ordinary fella. He is amazingly cute. He may not know exactly know how to be in a relationship but know that he will treet you right. He can always make you laugh even when you think it can't be done. He plays bass so you know what that means ;)

<3

"Is that Calum Hood?"

"Calum from da Hood you mean?? Yeah you want some of that."

by haimynameismorgan May 7, 2013