Chipple

A half eaten chip that falls on your nipple while shirtless and is eaten by your friend.

Everyone, Bryan's eating my chipple!

by Booger4you January 29, 2017

chipplewhipper

another word for a bulimic person

you little chipplewhipper you! that food is supposed to come out the other end!

by listenclose January 9, 2010

Cipples

Cipples= cat nipples. I was lying on the floor and suddenly yelled out CIPPLES. Cipples are cat nipples.

Oh my gosh, that cat has massive cipples!

by Monica McGeek August 31, 2013

Crippleshits

(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.

However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.

Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.

Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.

"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"

by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015

Chimples

Chimpanzee nipples or chimpanzee like nipples

I took a trip to the zoo and saw so many chimples

by Chimples01 December 18, 2021

chippies wages

A term used by people do describe how much overpaid joiners are on for the botched up jobs they do, they own 5 computers, 4 laptops, 2 cars, and are on about £60,000 a year for butchering wood

£500 for a processor ?, you must be on chippies wages !!!

by Gazster September 3, 2006

Chippy, chippies

A stuck-up, prissy, high-maintenance girl with no brains, and all boobs who all thoughtful, intelligent girls want to slap, because they are so damn clueless

"Look at that chick! What a chippy!" "Hey, do you think those chippies would care if I run them over...a lot?!?!"

by RA Rachel February 9, 2003