Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009

Dirty Chipper

A person who seems to amaze others by a certain skill or characteristic

Jack is a proper dirty chipper. When he’s playing football, he skills everyone!

by CdotD22 February 12, 2018

Chipper Jones

The modern day Mickey Mantle. Perhaps the greatest switch hitter and one of the top 3rd basemen to ever play in Major League Baseball. Won the World Series with the Atlanta Braves in 1995 and won the NL MVP in 1999. Career .310 batting average will have a legitimate shot at the 3000 hits/500 home run club. Has a spot reserved for him in Cooperstown once he decides to retire.

Chipper Jones is one of the best players in baseball today, but also the most injury prone.

by MLB fan June 12, 2009

Chipper Tits

An Irish term used to describe big flabby breasts on fat women. They are often seen in fast food restaurants a.k.a chippers devouring curry chips and a kebab at 4am after a nightclub.

Any woman who looks like Jabba the Hutt.

In a sentence: "Ah Jaysus! Look at the chipper tits on that one!"

by Nevercomindowninthesunsheeine September 3, 2013

Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009

chalice chipper

Derogatory for someone who dates and/or marries a man who was in a Catholic seminary on their way to becoming a priest. Frowned upon because so few are becoming priests these days that the church doesn't want to lose any.

Did you hear she married Mathew!
Wasn't he in the seminary?
He dropped out just to be with her.
What a little chalice chipper!

by SaintA September 21, 2005

tree chipper

A device used for turning small children into dog food.

We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out.

by ananomus November 2, 2004